Friday, August 22, 2008

An ode to haters. With love. From me to you.

You know, I dont understand what's the hype about a few pictures la.

I kinda knew the shoot was going to be very controversial and I acknowledge that I contributed to it also for not making the album a private folder. Tsk, I'm getting greedy also, throwing myself at them agents like that... But then again, hey, am I going to let one or two negatives cancel out the rest of the positive feedback I've been getting? :)

Besides... some people have too much of free time on their hands. That's probably why they're poking noses into other people's business and telling others what to do. Hah. Or telling other people whats the benchmark of a 'good' boyfriend or parent..... Sadness. People just can't keep their mouths shut and that includes myself - hence this post.

OF COURSE I KNOW MY PICS ARE ACCESSIBLE BY PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA. And the rest of the world too for that matter. And I'm FUCKEN PROUD OF IT. I worked hard for it and if a number of people appreciate that, so be it. Keep your claws out of my personal life - for the record my claws are probably larger and a lot less filthier. I so hope you read this since you seem to be getting sooo many dibs on my life I'd wouldn't be surprised if you haunt my blog regularly. My persona at work and in other aspects of life are entirely different. You know it's exhausting, being a slut/diva/whatever you call it 24/7 and quite frankly I don't bother if I look like some bag lady every other day when I'm not on set.

You called me Satan???? That's interesting.... and I'm honoured. You just equated me to a powerful immortal being with all the pleasures of ruling an endless realm of fire and brimstone and calls the shots down there with infinite minions at my beck and all . WOW. *rolls eyes* "Go forth and TERRORIZE!!!!" Wakakakaka... *topples off chair in sadistic laughter which evolves into hysterical, maniacal shrieks at the hilarity of it all*

Koff... sorry got to my head a lil' bit.... it's quite flattering, really, if you think about it from another angle.... Lady Vanity... NO! Domina Vanity... Mistress of Hell. The merciless Queen with the fiery bramble whip, and her pet serpents slithering in her wake.... Bow and grovel before me you snivelling.... nevermind. Aaaanyways pressing on.....

You see here is the problem with having a huuuuuge family. Tsk wow... hiss hiss scratch scratch. But thats ok it's nothing new to me I've had loaaads of bullcrap from soooo many of you in general it was only a matter of time I guess. Gosh how sad... I was just about to get on good terms with the one who gave birth to me. Until your holier-than-thou phone call cum "advice".

You're just as much of a bitch as I am.

Lack of respect? OF COURSE I'm showing you (and all the loose tongues around town) a lack of respect. How do you respect someone who doesn't respect you in return? Maybe you should learn how to be even just half of that noble soul my significant other (who accepts, trusts and respects my decisions) is before you begin labelling him what that is only fit for yourself.

Wasn't that very therapeutic! :D You know me... Never afraid, cos I have done nothing wrong. Just livin' life like a typical teenage girlie round the block with a hint of angst and rebellion.

Which reminds me I have an appointment at the tattoo parlour... getting one from my neck to my ass of a firebreathing dragon... and oh yea have I mentioned I've been wanting to get my tongue pierced so, SO badly but cannot find a qualified piercer I'm confident with? While I'm at it I'll see if they give me discounts if I get both my nipples pierced too and REST ASSURED you will get my photos FIRST HAND on Facebook, Friendster and every possible outlet available. Make sure you check porn sites too. I'm being paid what you people earn every month in a single day. Oh dammit my Brazilian is due.... that shit is expensive okay and I'm still saving for a pair of new boobies... aiiie I think I forgot to feed my precious python.... poor baby he must be furious..... tsk tsk... so much to do, so little time.... *flusters about bimbotically*.....

*rolls eyes and spits vehemently*

Ciao sayangs. I got more important things to get cranky about.